Cornwall Admirer Pillows

A Cornish Man

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

A watch face with Stonehenge

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I think they're up to something.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Kamikaze Colour

'The knights are drawing closer'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Knight walking a dog.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

GLOO!

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Castle Efficiency