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A Cornish Man

Cut!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Dr. Roo.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'I think they're up to something.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Kamikaze Colour

'The knights are drawing closer'

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Knight walking a dog.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Castle Efficiency

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."