Money Mishap Enthusiasts Pillows

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Economics LOL.

'The insider traders always sit together.'

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'What do you want the money for?'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

"The tax authority wants to hide someone from their witness protection program here. They think it'll be safe because no one would look for an honest accountant at our company."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

'I went from being a chef to cooking the books for a shady organization, so it was a pretty smooth career transition.'

Catching a dollar sign falling from the sky

Nearly every day I'm satisfied, happy, and enjoy my life...can you sell my stocks that'll make me broke and depressive?

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'