Money Mishap Enthusiasts Gifts

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Dyslexic Palm Reading

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Well... the good news is we've dealt with your ingrowing toenail..!"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

Economics LOL.

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

'The insider traders always sit together.'

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'What do you want the money for?'

'I went from being a chef to cooking the books for a shady organization, so it was a pretty smooth career transition.'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

"The tax authority wants to hide someone from their witness protection program here. They think it'll be safe because no one would look for an honest accountant at our company."

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Nearly every day I'm satisfied, happy, and enjoy my life...can you sell my stocks that'll make me broke and depressive?

Catching a dollar sign falling from the sky