Monastic Sports Fan Gifts

Holy Cricket

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Trojan Hurdler.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Angel Golf

Angel Basketball

Football

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Football of the Gods...

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Rugby heaven

Golf Sale

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

God/Saint Watching Football.

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Golfers' Heaven

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Father Theresa, on the other hand...was known as the 'Knockout Padre'.

Rams: 14-0

Holy Golf

Angel Delight

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Football Meditation

"But you held on to that fly ball."