Monastic Meal Planner Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone passionate about monastic meal planning? Our curated collection features witty and meaningful items designed to bring a little lightheartedness and order to sacred dining routines. Whether they’re a dedicated monk, a culinary enthusiast, or someone who loves spiritual humor, find a special gift that celebrates their devotion and sense of humor, blending practicality with a touch of reverence.

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'May I recommend the monk fish, sir? mockup

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

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Kiddies Menu for Witches

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

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"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose." mockup

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

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"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians" mockup

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

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Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time. mockup

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

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"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet." mockup

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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"Namasteak"

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"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines." mockup

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

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"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

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'I'm in the mood to cook!'

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!" mockup

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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