Monastic Meal Planner Mugs

Start their day with a touch of humor and spirituality. Our monastic meal planner mugs combine practicality with amusing sayings, perfect for enjoying a mindful sip before preparing sacred meals.

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'May I recommend the monk fish, sir? mockup

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

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'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.' mockup

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

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Kiddies Menu for Witches

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'Men order. . . women shop.'

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"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose." mockup

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

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"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians" mockup

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

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Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time. mockup

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

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"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet." mockup

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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"Namasteak"

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"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines." mockup

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

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"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

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'I'm in the mood to cook!'

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'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.' mockup

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

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"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!" mockup

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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