Monarchist Giggler Pillows

'As long as you're going to the mall, get all the sales tax.'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'Whoops!'

T-rex takes a selfie

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

Ladder in a lift shard.

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"The Pope said nope!"

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."