Monarch Of The Office Gifts

'Will you be comfortable working for a rigid top down hierarchical corporation?'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

King George I

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Surprise!"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

British Prime Minister

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

King completes rubik's cube.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"I welcome the discussion."