Monarch Of The Office Gifts

'Will you be comfortable working for a rigid top down hierarchical corporation?'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

King George I

"Surprise!"

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

British Prime Minister

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

King completes rubik's cube.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

The Royal Wii.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"