Mom-to-be Zen Master Gifts

Pregnancy Yoga

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'It's noble of you to want to keep your employees happy, but I can't help by prescribing something for them.'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Work Life Balance.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Valentine for Guru.

"This is Fred, he heads up our corporate wellness programs."

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

"I'm having one of those days where you can't decide if it makes more sense to freak-out or panic."

"You know, talking louder than everyone else doesn't make you an influencer."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

How To Sleep Your Way To The Top.

'I just booked a one way cruise for the employee's negative thoughts.'

Yin and Yang

'You have to start leaving for work earlier. Even I beat you to the office this morning.'