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"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

JAMES BONDING

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Support the head."

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Eat your vegetables

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"