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"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

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"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"I miss the Augean stables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

"Support the head."

Congratulations! When are you due?

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Mother will catch you!'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Eat your vegetables

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'I love my obstetrician! He brings out the kid in me!'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"