Mom's Favorite Player Gifts

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Man painting MOM on boat

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Baby Footballer

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

"Here are all of my dependents."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Soccer Moms

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

Thank you for not smacking

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

Vive La Résistance.