Soccer Mom Vibes Gifts

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Soccer Moms

Ball and Chain

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Big match day.

Football fan

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Do you love me more than City?'

'I think Kenny's finally accepted fatherhood - he said he was off to play football with the kids.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

Football Tattoo.

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.