Soccer Mom Camaraderie Gifts

"OK, let's try the old 'tell Mommy her sweatpants make her look skinny distractor' on three."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'I'm all the athletic support my son will ever need!'

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Wanna swap?"

Mums at play group.

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

Another Rugby Star is Born.

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

Thank you for not smacking

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

Vive La Résistance.

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

Had to run the kids to soccer. There's a can of microwave slop on the counter.

Soccer Moms Against Corruption

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

'Grandma would love to hear about your home run, Ryan...right after the flop.'