Mom's Biggest Fan Gifts

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

Man painting MOM on boat

Do you have any references other than your mom?

Supermom.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Baby on Board

'He never listened to his mother!'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mister Oedipus.

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Mother and Baby

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.

"Yes, it is an impressive collection. I was just wondering if you have any trophies which aren't from your Mum."

'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Desk pictures.

'Your mother wears combat boots!'

'I encouraged my mom to work. I need my alone time!'

Mother with sickly child

'Draft a press release. ... Say Mr. Buck was not 'yanked'. He, in fact, removed himself from the mound in order to spend more time with his family...'

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'