Mother's Favorite Gifts

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Man painting MOM on boat

'He never listened to his mother!'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mister Oedipus.

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

Mother and Baby

Life's Rarest Things

Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

We're sunk. Everyone's supposed to bring their Grandma's best dish to the potluck. Don't panic. Helen's Grandma was from Scotland. Yeah. But the Patakis cook Indian feasts. And the Mercantis still make 10 course Italian dinners. What was your Granny's specialty? Jell-o cube salad. Mmm ... sweet or savory?

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'

I want my mum!

'The good news is - there hasn't been a mouse in the house since he started taking lessons.'

Do you have any references other than your mom?

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

Desk pictures.

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'