Mom's Favorite Gifts

'Jenny, this is a really big step for mommy.'

Desk pictures.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Man painting MOM on boat

'He never listened to his mother!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Mister Oedipus.

Child on a schedule.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Add your kids' ages together...

Working Moms

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

Mother and Baby

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

Life's Rarest Things

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

"You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."

Do you have any references other than your mom?

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'