Mom's Favorite Pillows

Desk pictures.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'He never listened to his mother!'

Man painting MOM on boat

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Child on a schedule.

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

Add your kids' ages together...

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

"You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'

'I encouraged my mom to work. I need my alone time!'