Mom's Favorite Biker Gifts

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Man painting MOM on boat

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

Mister Oedipus.

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

Family Sidecar

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Waco violence

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

The not so easy rider...

Sons Of Recumbency

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."