Family-oriented Biker Gifts

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

A couple with a new baby

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Reflected Glory

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

Family Sidecar

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'