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"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

A misery of mole hills

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

I wonder if they can think...

"I'm betting you don't buy that eye of a needle crap..."