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"Oh no!...We've got Holy Moleys!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"But am I happy? Very."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Can't you ever relax?"

A misery of mole hills

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

I wonder if they can think...