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"Don't even think about it!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

We're putting on a subtraction.

Infinity Tavern

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

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The Reaper's Arms

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

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'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Sharing Drinks.

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"Dunhomin"