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"Don't even think about it!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Beer Stall

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

To-Let Town Centre Map

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

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The Reaper's Arms

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Dunhomin"

Sharing Drinks.

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'NEVER stand between a hippo and his watering hole!'