Mojo Hunter Gifts

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Have you seen my mojo?'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Viking Loch Ness