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Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Have you seen my mojo?'

'I've lost my mojo, Marjorie.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Viking Loch Ness

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'