Modern Worship Enthusiast Pillows

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Drive-thru Church

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Hallelujah!"

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Honk if you're holy.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

TV and man

Vicar

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.