Modern Worship Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Things have been pretty quiet around here since folks started worshipping online."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Drive-thru Church

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Honk if you're holy.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Hallelujah!"

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

TV and man

Vicar

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."