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A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Midwest Winter Items.

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Nativity - The sitcom

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Jesus swept.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

TV and man

"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.