Modern Vs Classic Juxtaposer Gifts

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Devil tattoo.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Cocktails and Peacocks

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'I'm on the plain.'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Selfie

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"The end is near."

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"I'm a street artist."

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'Don't you just love the dawn chorus?'

"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"Your Judaica shop?"

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist