Modern Society Pillows

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

The Evolution Of Man.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

Then & Now

Hermit on island can't escape modern society.

'Apart from that,how do you like married life?'

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

In Case Of Fire, Pray! . . . In Case of Prayer, Fire!

'She's my only student whose parents are married, and they're gay.'

Social Stigma

Freak Show

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Scherer Chevrolet never forgets my birthday."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"You have such a familiar face. Who did it?"

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Crap from the future.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Did you get my tweet?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Dawing your Cellphone