Modern Shepherds Gifts

Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Sheep Ledger

"Static cling."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

The return of the four sheepskins

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'