Modern Romeo Pillows

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

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INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

Spooning

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."