Tech-loving Romeo Pillows

"Can we log on together?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mozart on a computer,

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."