Modern Romeo Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

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INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Technology and Love

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Spooning

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'We don't text anymore.'