Prescription Romeo Gifts

"Talk nerdy to me."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Lasso

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

25¢ Ride the Pony

"You're afraid of what?"

Workplace Shinanigans

Rodeos

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Punch Initials - O

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Billy is not one to follow rules. In other words, he's more likely to succeed in the rodeo circuit then in dressage..."

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

Steeroids

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

Texting Rodeo Clown

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'