Modern Romancers Gifts

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

"It's drive-by dating."

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

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"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Spooning

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'We don't text anymore.'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."