Modern Romancers T-Shirts

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

"It's drive-by dating."

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

'The way the light from your cell reflects on your face is very romantic.'

Right click for yes...

"I gotta be me!"

"Mr. Right!"

Online Dating

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Technology and Love

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Spooning

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"I'd love to spend more time with you, Jason, but you're not on my fall schedule."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'We don't text anymore.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'One question, Vicar. Is it bad luck to invite any of the other people we're sleeping with?'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'