Modern Relationship Advocator Gifts

'We think you're old enough to be told now, Son - I'm your mother, and he's your father.'

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Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"My computer just texted me."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"How is it gendered?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Hollywood Breakup

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Complaints departement for men and women.

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"She left you, Larry — you really have to stop beating yourself up over it."