Modern Relationship Advocator Prints

'We think you're old enough to be told now, Son - I'm your mother, and he's your father.'

Try Mediation

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Window Treatment

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"My computer just texted me."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"How is it gendered?"

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Hollywood Breakup

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Complaints departement for men and women.

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.

'She barely gives the Chateau Haut Brion a chance to breath.'

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."