Modern Love Advocate Prints

Be My P.C.V

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"How is it gendered?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

Love

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"And this is my life support system."

Friday night was always sext night.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Modern Charm

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

You, Me, Still Me

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Love is Love

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

Father's love

Valentine's Day

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

Hazard of texting

Shotgun wedding.

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Don't Say Gay Bill

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

Stop, Walk, Love

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'