Advocate For Love Prints

'Paul, I think that Jane and yourself might make more progress if you left your boyfriend at home.'

Don't Say Gay Bill

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Intolerable

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Domestic Pardners

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

End of Affirmative Action

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Poor vs Rich

Love for the family

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Horace Mann

Terror Attack in Hanau

"And this is my life support system."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"The labels are right, it's the panels which are wrong."

'Okay. Tiger took care of golf. Serena did her part at Wimbeldon. That brings us to the final frontier... hockey.'

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

"What's your policy on being horrible to foreigners?"

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

New Labour Socialist Exclusion Unit.

Not So Lonely Anymore