Modern Love Advocate Pillows

Be My P.C.V

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"How is it gendered?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Domestic Pardners

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"And this is my life support system."

Love

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Modern Charm

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'Peace and goodwill to all men and all that and 'im upstairs said is there any chance of a couple of lamb chops?'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Valentine's Day

Father's love

Love is Love

Hazard of texting

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Stop, Walk, Love

Wedding Planners & Divorce Lawyers in Support of Gay Marriage.

Shotgun wedding.