Modern Psychoanalysis Gifts

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Sigmund Freud.

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

A bull which has seen red.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Post-psychoanalysis

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

Super-ego Surveillance

Motorway of the Self

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'Now read that back to me.'

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud.