Psychoanalytical Thinker Gifts

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Math Dreams

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unanimous voting.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Six Thinking Hats

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."