Psychoanalytic Pioneer Gifts

Alfred Adler

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Agricultural Psychology

Psychobabbling brook.

A Freudian slip...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Gangs of New York

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Jacques Lacan

Mister Oedipus.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"