Psychoanalytic Pioneer Pillows

Alfred Adler

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Sigmund Freud.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Agricultural Psychology

Psychobabbling brook.

A Freudian slip...

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Gangs of New York

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Brains

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"