Psychoanalytic Adventurer Pillows

"For years I've been baring my soul in here, and you've hardly said a word."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Siggy

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.