Psychoanalytic Adventurer Mugs

"For years I've been baring my soul in here, and you've hardly said a word."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

FAQs.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Jacques Lacan

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Sure, I was a big hit at the party. . . a smashing success. . . I let it all hang out. . . So, why do I feel so empty inside???"

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.