Modern Psychoanalysis Prints

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Sigmund Freud.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Jacques Lacan

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

Super-ego Surveillance

Post-psychoanalysis

A bull which has seen red.

"I consider myself a passionate man, but, of course, a lawyer first."

Motorway of the Self

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

Psychologist Birthdays

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Now read that back to me.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

Sigmund Freud.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!