Modern Moses Enthusiast Pillows

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"...My daughter, the model..."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

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The News in Capsule Form.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

New York Man

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Marie-Therese Walter

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."